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Ornaments
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Attention Associates Ornament
4024473
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Well-Meaning Associates: This is a Fruit-Cake Free Zone. If you want to show that you care, please send booze.
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$6.95
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Attention Children Ornament
4024478
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Children: No presents shall be unwrapped before the sun is up and Mommy and Daddy have had coffee. Go watch TV or something.
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$6.95
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Attention Family Members Ornament
4024474
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Family Members: If you give our offspring anything that squeaks, barks, or bangs, we will be keeping both the child and the toy at your house.
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$6.95
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Attention Friends Ornament
4024482
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Friends: The third glass of eggnog is always something you're going to regret.
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$6.95
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Attention Gift Seekers Ornament
4024477
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Gift Seekers: Presents will be awarded in accordance with your behavior. You are free to do what we tell you. Be Good.
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$6.95
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Attention No Children Ornament
4024479
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Children: This is a No-Peeking, No-Skaking, No-Guessing Area. Violators will be given coal, which makes a sound like a child crying when it is shaken.
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$6.95
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Attention Santa Ornament
4024475
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Santa: Mrs. Claus called. She said if you kiss Mommy again this year you'll be sleeping in the barn with the reindeer.
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$6.95
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Attention Scrooges Ornament
4024476
New 2011
Text Reads: Attention Scrooges: Take your Bah-Humbugs elsewhere. Don't harsh our candy cane buzz.
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$6.95
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Yellow Snow Ball Ornament
4017780
Text Reads: Don't Eat Yellow Snow
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$10.95
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Letters To Santa Ornament
4017873
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$7.95
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Warmth in Your Igloo Ornament
21596
Front: May you have warmth in your igloo
Back: And peace in your heart. - Eskimo Blessing
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$9.95
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Goblets
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Alcoholidays Goblet
4024434
New 2011
Front: Happy Alcoholidays
Back: This is awesome! I hope I don't pass out.
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$17.95
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Jingle Juice Goblet
4024435
New 2011
Front: Jingle Juice
Back: Behind every successful elf is a substantial amount of booze
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$17.95
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Home For the Holidays Goblet
21542
Front: Home For The Holidays
Back: Who Needs A Drink?
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$16.95
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Liquid Birthday Goblet
24111
Front: Liquid Birthday
Back: It's A Present And A Party All In One!
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$19.95
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Glass Goblets
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No Pouting Goblet
4017777
Front: No Pouting
Back: But It's OK To Wine
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$18.95
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White Christmas Goblet
4017776
Front: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Back: But If We're All Out Of White, I'll Have Red
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$18.95
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30 Something Glass Goblet
4015470
Front: 30 Something
Back: You're Not Aging You're Marinating!
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$18.95
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40 Something Glass Goblet
4015471
Front: 40 Something
Back: 40 Is The New 20. (Lying Is The New Honesty)
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$18.95
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50 Something Glass Goblet
4015472
Front: 50 Something
Back: The Hill? I Spit On The Hill!
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$18.95
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Ageless Beauty Glass Goblet
4015473
Front: Ageless Beauty
Back: That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
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$18.95
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Celebrate You Glass Goblet
4015474
Front: Celebrate You
Back: Wish Hard, Dream Big, Enjoy Much!
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$18.95
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Wine Accessories
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Alcoholidays Wine Coaster
4024438
New 2011
Text Reads: Happy Alcoholidays
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$17.95
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Martini Glasses
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Christmas Spirit Martini Glass
4024437
New 2011
Front: Liquid Christmas Spirit
Rim: Drink 'Til You See Santa
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$20.95
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Steins
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Men's Gift Ceramic Stein
4024436
New 2011
Front Reads: This Is A Difficult To Find, Extremely Expensive, Incredibly Thoughtful Men's Gift
Back Reads: Do You Have Any Idea How Hard It Is To Find A Gift For A Guy Like You - The Man Who Has Everything? All I Can Say Is Thank Goodness You Like Beer And Could You Please Consider Taking Up A New Hobby Before Next Year?
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$17.95
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Liquid Birthday Stein
4015468
Front: Liquid Birthday
Back: It's A Present And A Party All In One!
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$16.95
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Glass Steins
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Frothy the Snowman Stein
4017778
Text Reads: Frothy The Snowman
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$19.95
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Santa's Liquid Helper Stein
4017779
Text Reads: Santa's Liquid Helper
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$19.95
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Real Women Watch Football Stein
4017539
Front: Real Women Watch Football
Back: True Ladies Watch It With A Beer
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$19.95
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More To Life Than Football Stein
4017540
Front: Is There More To Life Than Watching Football?
Back: Yes: Watching Football With A Beer
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$19.95
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Mugs
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Christmas Mug Set
4024440
New 2011
First Mug: Trouble Maker
Second Mug: Innocent Bystander
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$24.95
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Oh What Fun Mug
4024433
New 2011
Front: Oh What Fun
Back: Don't Expect Me To Be Merry Until I've Had My Second Cup
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$10.95
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Tinsel Tonic Mug
4024432
New 2011
Front: Tinsel Tonic
Back: The Official Drink Of Christmas Should Be Coffee... Lots & Lots Of Coffee
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$10.95
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Christmas Ho Mug
4017863
Front: Christmas Ho
Back: It's Nice When I'm Naughty
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$10.95
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Christmas Pimp Mug
4017864
Front: Christmas Pimp
Back: Where's My Ho Ho Ho?
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$10.95
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Santa's Helper Mug
21540
Text Reads: Santa's Helper
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$13.95
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Dog Hair Mug
4015489
Text Reads: Everything Tastes Better With Dog Hair In It!
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$10.95
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Dog Snooze Button Mug
4015698
Front: I Wish The Dog Had A Snooze Button
Back: Mornings Are Ruff
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$10.95
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Cat Hair Mug
4015488
Text Reads: Everything Tastes Better With Cat Hair In It!
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$10.95
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Catffeinated Mug
4015486
Front: Catffeinated
Back: Decatf
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$10.95
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Plates/Platters
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Christmas Round Platter
4024451
New 2011
Text Reads: Made With Lots & Lots Love For My Very Favorite People! But Seriously, I Want This Plate Returned And It Wouldn't Kill You To Wash It First
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$24.95
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Cookie/Candy Jars
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Christmas Jar of Nothing
4024439
New 2011
Text Reads: Jar of Nothing. It's Exactly What You Said You Wanted For Christmas
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$10.95
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Equal Rights Candy Jar
4017781
Text Reads: Equal Rights For Snow Women
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$20.95
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Plaques
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If You Stop Believing In Santa Plaque
4017773
Text Reads: If You Stop Believing In Santa Claus You Get Underwear
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$12.95
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Who's Your Santa Plaque
4011212
Text Reads: Who's Your Santa? Merry Christmas
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$13.95
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Howdy Pilgrim Plaque
4011274
Text Reads: Howdy Pilgrim! Happy Turkey Day!
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$13.95
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Wicked Good Halloween Plaque
4011236
Text Reads: Have A Wicked Good Halloween
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$13.95
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Halloween
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Halloween Sound Bites Magnets
4017862
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$8.95
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Halloween-isms Pins
4013918
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$5.95
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Wicked Good Halloween Plaque
4011236
Text Reads: Have A Wicked Good Halloween
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$13.95
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